Learning A B C

Crap! I deleted an earlier post with Ah Beng's alphabet. I shall re-do it with some of my own input.

A for Ang-Moh
B for Buey Tahan Ah!
C for Chop Seat (With Tissue Paper)
D for Di-lear (Diahorrea)
E for EeeeeEeeee...why you like that?
F for Fablert (Favourite)
G for Go-Stan (Reverse)
H for Ham-Sap
I for I-Lark (Iraq)
J for JB
K for Kok-Kok-Keh
L for Lumbutan (Rambutan) or Lay-leo (Radio)
M for Macnorner (McDonalds)
N for Neh-mind (Never mind)
O for Oleng joo (Orange juice)
P for Plada (Prada)
Q for Qutiepie
R for Roti plata
S for Sum-seng (Gangster/hooligan)
T for Teng cute (Thank you)
U for Up-sie (as in how the people at the counter ask if you want an upsize on your McD's meal)
V for Va va voom!
W for Wah lau eh!
X for Xiao eh!
Y for Yalor
Z for Ziam tou loh ti (Literally, sharp-headed bread. Actually, it's French loaf)

Do I qualify to be Ah Lian/Aunty?