Don't let me see you in this...

I make my stand. I say it LOUD & CLEAR: please do NOT wear the bluetooth headset like an accessory. I know it is an accessory for bluetooth-enabled mobile phones but unless you are a bluetooth-enabled creature (yes, I say creature because no human is bluetooth-enabled) or if you are a telephone/service centre operator, please, I repeat, do NOT wear the bluetooth headset & walk around or while having your meals.

You are not excused even if you smile!

You know what it looks like? Gosh, I can't even find the words to describe it. Poseur isn't even the word. Are these people *THAT* busy that they have to be attached in some phone conversation at every waking moment of their lives? Hur, maybe, they even wear it in the shower, in bed or while running. Just because it's small & light, eh? It's like wearing a tiara (after the wedding) to the swimming pool to make a statement "Hey, look at me. Ain't that sweet?"

It gives another meaning to the phrase "blinking idiot" - the headset does blink (OK, depending on what brand/model) - with regards to describing individuals who dorn this accessory. What makes the individual look more idiotic is that s/he is walking around talking, making it look as though the individual is engaged in a monologue. With the wired ear piece, it's still not so bad since you see the wire & get the idea that a phone conversation is taking place. Such things must be made clear since the number of mental cases are on the rise so we must be very sure who the real nutters are.

Other things I do not wish to see hanging out of individuals are love handles. Love handles are not bad per se but they look bad when they are hanging out of jeans/skirts that are worn way too low. It doesn't not help when thongs/G-strings are part of the exposé as well (Yes, that's another thing which causes pain to the eye. For Pete's sake, it's NOT sexy to show the thongs/G-strings off). I cannot bear to say or see anything of these. Please, for goodness sake, keep the 'love' to yourself or to your lover. It's times like these that the world does not need the love - it's too painful to watch. If anyone wants to wear low-slung jeans/skirts, either make sure that it's not too tight that it squeezes the love handles out or wear a top that is long enough to cover them. It's not about discriminating people with less than perfect bodies but really, it can be an eye-sore (at least where I'm concerned!).

By the way, I do not have washboard abs either. Sorry for being such a bitch :p