Singapore Sexpo!

Oh wow! How exciting! A SexPo will be held in this Little Red Dot later this year. Check it out at www.sexpo.com.sg. I'm most amused. Not that I'm going to attend this but it's interesting how something like this will take place in the Little Red Dot. Oh, I forgot. We're supposed to be opened in the face of globalisation.

Opened?! Yah..my arse! :P Had a discussion in the car with my aunt last Sunday about the loss of a public holiday because of a major screw up in the electoral system (if there ever is one).

Frankly, who would care to be Prez of this Dot? What can you do as Prez? Achieve world peace? Well, yes, I suppose that can be done. Let me tell you how.

Wake up to a brand new day and take a walk along East Coast Park. Remember to wave and say 'HI' to fellow senior citizens and preach world peace by reminding everyone to keep the beaches clean. Remember, dirty beaches = environmental hazard = emission of poisonous gases = potential breach of Kyoto Protocol = economic sanctions = longer Toto & 4D Qs = more heart attacks = more deaths = less people = lower number of arguments/fighting = world peace. Hurray! I can be Prez! Aren't I brilliant :p

Seriously, I can't be bothered. I'm one of those apathetic ones. I don't care whether there's a Prez or not since he's not going to make a difference. As long as I get my account credited on the 12th of each month, I get to enjoy my Sushi Tei and I get to go home in one piece, I'm happy. Selfish or what, I don't really care. Afterall, as long as I'm not a Party henchman, I'll never be. You know why? Because I wasn't some straight A scholar whose uni education to some Ivy League or Oxbridge uni was sponsored.

I'm not bitter in anyway. In fact, I'm happy that I didn't get put into that otherwise I will not be able to think. I'll be indoctrinated with some I-don't-know-what & think that my world is as big as the Little Red Dot. Sorry but that's the last thing I ever want, that is, to think that the Little Red Dot is the world. Then again, with Sexpo coming up, Little Red Dot may just be the most happening place on the planet! Haha!