Just some nonsense

Ewww!! I am so annoyed! For the millionth time, my mobile number has been mistaken to be the number of 'Henderson CC' This is how it goes.

*ring ring...ring ring*
Me: Hello?
Caller: Hello? Is this Henderson CC?
Me: I'm sorry, you've got the wrong number.

But..I'm SO nice. I actually tell them nicely. And I did a check - Henderson CC's number is pretty close to mine, really. That's why I get these calls.

Had a really boring Wednesday afternoon at the Grammar course. I fell asleep (I mean, who wouldn't?) because the guy was *SO BORING*. I have no idea what he's talking about but I respect him for analysing grammar..right into the DNA of it. Good grief! I could just die.

Something you lurkers have to know - I kill cockroaches. I do not scream when I see one. But I scream when they start flying around. You see, the fear of cockroaches has turned into hate and this hate for cockroaches has turned into motivation to kill them when I see one.

This is what I do to kill these awful, dreaded creatures who have been on earth since time memorial:
1. Spot on target.
2. Give chase when target runs.
3. Corner target.
4. If target hides, splash water at it to get it out of hiding place.
5. When target comes out of hiding place, use toilet paper and *CRUSH* it till its guts spill.
6. Flush it down the toilet bowl.
7. Wash and disinfect hands.

Alternatively, when target is in a corner, I sometimes pour liquid detergent on it to get it to overturn. It gives me pure joy to see it struggle on its back before I crush it with toilet paper. Muahahahaha!!!!

Even though I walk through the valley of cockroaches
I fear them not
For Sheltox and Baygone
They comfort me
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Goodness! I'll never want to live in anything like what I saw in "Joe's Apartment" YEEEEEEKSSSS!!!!