The word 'EEEEEKKKKS'

Name: Lizard (annoyous lizardos; aka grossomissi creatureio)
Found: In houses
Distinctive trademark: Leaving its tail behind to scare
Signs of its presence: The little bits of things that look like Oreo cookie crumbs
Favourite hiding places: Dark corners

It's a pretty picture of the horrid thing. I can't bear to have anything disgusting & ugly on my blog so I thought this picture should suffice.

Just yesterday, I got home at about 8 in the evening. I turned the lights & fan on. I then scratched my head, for the sake of it. I felt something on my scalp & I thought it might have been some entangled strands of hair or a rubber band that was stuck. I picked it out & flicked it ...BLIMEY...a freaking lizard!!! Bloody hell!! Just wot was that wretched thing doing on my head??!!!!!! I screamed my lungs out & starting shaking my head & swung my hair around vigourously. EEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKSSSSS!!!! How could the worst thing ever happen to me??!!!!

I quickly ran my fingers through my hair to ensure there wasn't another & that that wretched creature didn't leave its tail behind or worse, some shit on my hair. AAAAARRRRGGGHHH!!!

Please, someone tell me, why do these creatures exist?!! I've had encounters of a lizard jumping onto my foot or my hand when I open the dustbin in the kitchen . And I thought it's bad. With a lizard on my head, it's the ultimate. Oh my gawwwwwddd!!!! AAAAAHHHH!!!

I think I should wear a cap..no, a hat, no, make it a helmet at home. BLIMEY!!!