The Gym Bitch

The Gym Bitch can be easily identified.

1. She is clad in full sports/work-out gear. Somehow, the colours & the style are co-ordinated. No big tee on her.
2. She marks her territory in the exercise room by putting her water bottle & work-out towel on the chosen spot. Damn those who put their equipment too near the marked spot.
3. She makes it known to other gymmers in the exercise room that she isn't happy with them too near her spot. If need be, she will give that menacing look.
4. She is critical of those who:
i) make posuer/wannabe noises in the gym - in other words, those who are not macho but are pretending to be macho during a class is far from being appreciated.
ii) are not able to execute moves nicely - they are the ones who look like they are dancing during a fierce Combat class.
5. She looks out for SPGs, weirdos, etc in the gym.

Sh*t! Am I talking about myself? :P