1. Ladies with make-up in the gym. Aren't they supposed to be sweating it all out? Just because make-up come in waterproof versions these days mean that they can doll up & sweat it out? I can't imagine the clogged pores & amount of grime & dirt stuck on the face. Eeeeekss!
2. SPG
(i) They are less than good-looking. So why are they so attractive to the Caucasian men?
(ii) Their accent.
Overheard at the gym:
"Oh my god! You've been heRe feR 2 yeaRs but you have not been to the Night SafaRi?" (note the 'R'. This SPG used the pseudo American accent. Everything sounded so Singlish until the 'R') She turns around when tapped and she said to that friend (who obviously isn't Caucasian) "Aiyoo!! Faster lah! Class going to start liao.."
I need answers.
4 comments:
Maybe I can explain #2 - not only Singaporeans Q up for freebies ok.... :)
tell me abt it - theres this tai tai - whos wheres mascara, green eye shadow - man its so stoopid!
hahaha your SPG story is damn funny can
Maybe I should dress up my face at the gym too & start speaking with a phoney British accent to a Singaporean Chinese guy.. tee heee heeeeee!!!!!
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